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Ariana Grande 7 Rings Diabetic Parody: A1C King

Toss candy and soda into the trash bin Never forget a dosage of insulin Eat healthy and exercise frequently These all helped lower my own A1C I’ve been hypo also hyperglycemic But I work nonstop, my plan is strategic With my Minimed 670g I got control of my own A1C My pump, is beepin’ My…

Diabetes Intervention

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Chappelle’s Show – Trading Spouses

HI, AND WELCOME TO “TRADING SPOUSES,” THE SHOW WHERE WE TAKE TWO MARRIED COUPLES, AND YOU GUESSED IT, MAKE THEM TRADE SPOUSES FOR A WHOLE MONTH. WATCH THE SPARKS FLY TODAY, BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME ON OUR SHOW, WE’RE GOING INTERRACIAL. ( man ) DADDY’S GOING AWAY FOR A LITTLE WHILE, ALL RIGHT ?…

Chappelle’s Show – The Playa Haters’ Ball

YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYIN’? LIKE, REAL HATIN’, MAN, THAT’S LIKE AN ART FORM, MAN. YOU KNOW, IT’S LIKE, YOU LIKE A BORN HATER. YOU KNOW, LIKE MYSELF, A LOT OF CATS THINK THEY HATIN’. I MEAN, I’M MAD AT EVERYTHING, MAN. BROTHER GOT A NICE CAR– “MAN, WHY YOU GOT A CAR ?…