Rodney Dangerfield’s Top 10 Doctor Jokes

– Well, I was talking to my doctor. You know my doctor, Dr Vinnie Boombatz. You know my doctor, Oh, yeah. No kidding. – (audience laughing) Well, he told me last week in his office, he got six cases of VD. I mean, he’s all right now, you know. (audience laughing) Now, my doctor, he…

This Teen Beat The Odds And Got Accepted Into Harvard

– Getting into Harvard is a big deal, obviously, for anyone, but especially for a Chicago teen named Amado. Raised by a single mother on the city’s south-west side, Amado never dreamed it could happen. Fortunately, a camera was rolling when he found out he was acccepted. – Okay so, I’m about to check my…

SML Movie: Jeffy The Rapper 2

Jeffy: Tacos gave me diarrhea, diarrhea, DIARRHEA! Tacos gave me diarrhea and it is in my pants! Mario: Jeffy, stop it! Don’t sing about stuff like that it’s gross! (BTW, all of the parenthesis are from iSunnyD) (doorbell rings) Jeffy: Somebody is at the door, at the door, AT THE DOOR! Somebody is at the…

THREE OF THEM (Mark Angel Comedy) (Episode 69)

Aye, Kachi You’re getting fatter Me? Getting fat? How can you say that? I’m not getting fatter…. I said you are getting fat…. See! You better stop that. I said I’m not getting fat… Me that is tall and plumpy but you say I’m getting fat I don’t like that oh. You better stop that….

SML Movie: Jeffy’s Cat Piano Problem!

Mario: So uh, what do you want to do today? Rosalina: Well, we can always- (meowing) Mario: Jeffy, stop it! No cat piano today! Jeffy: But I wanna play my cat piano, daddy. Mario: Well, it’s annoying Jeffy. I don’t want you playing your cat piano. Jeffy: Well, can I sing a song? Mario: Wha-…

SML Movie: Jeffy’s Taco Tuesday!

Jeffy: Alright, Daddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I’m ready. Mario: Jeffy, what are you doing? I got my taco suit on, Daddy. Why do you have a taco suit on, Jeffy? For Taco Tuesday! What’s Taco Tuesday? DON’T YOU DO THIS TO ME, DADDY!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT TACO TUESDAY IS!!! Jeffy, I don’t know what…