Chappelle’s Show – The Playa Haters’ Ball

YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYIN’? LIKE, REAL HATIN’, MAN, THAT’S LIKE AN ART FORM, MAN. YOU KNOW, IT’S LIKE, YOU LIKE A BORN HATER. YOU KNOW, LIKE MYSELF, A LOT OF CATS THINK THEY HATIN’. I MEAN, I’M MAD AT EVERYTHING, MAN. BROTHER GOT A NICE CAR– “MAN, WHY YOU GOT A CAR ?…

THREE OF THEM (Mark Angel Comedy) (Episode 69)

Aye, Kachi You’re getting fatter Me? Getting fat? How can you say that? I’m not getting fatter…. I said you are getting fat…. See! You better stop that. I said I’m not getting fat… Me that is tall and plumpy but you say I’m getting fat I don’t like that oh. You better stop that….

SML Movie: Jeffy’s Cat Piano Problem!

Mario: So uh, what do you want to do today? Rosalina: Well, we can always- (meowing) Mario: Jeffy, stop it! No cat piano today! Jeffy: But I wanna play my cat piano, daddy. Mario: Well, it’s annoying Jeffy. I don’t want you playing your cat piano. Jeffy: Well, can I sing a song? Mario: Wha-…

HEARING OUR BABY’S HEARTBEAT FOR THE FIRST TIME!

– Hey everyone, I’m Colleen. And I’m still pregnant. I just off stage in Charlotte, North Carolina. I’m having so much fun on tour. I love it so much. It’s been really hard for me though to keep up with these videos, y’all. So, I’m sorry these have been weird and a total hot mess…

Pedar va Pesar: Diarrhea

Hey Son. Suck my dick. Suck your own dick. Your old… wrinkled cock. I can still kick your ass. Motherfucker! Motherfucker! Motherfucker! Fucker! Seriously, I shit my pants again. I got to use the toilet. I got diarrhea. Do you want me to show you? Can you see? Baba, don’t get your shit on the…

Listening To Our Baby’s Heartbeat

So, I have to give Mitzi – [Dog barking in distance] Ooh. We give Mitzi a bunch of pills twice a day because not too long ago, she was having seizures, and it was not good The pills seemed to work. Although she does shake a lot these days I don’t know what that’s about….

In a Heartbeat Reaction Video

but it did touch me I felt like yeah hey guys welcome to our first vlog we were like brainstorming ideas for the channel and I had met somebody recently they’ve done a reaction video to this and I was under jet and she’s like yeah I was like what is this heart thing and…

Key & Peele – Auction Block

– ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL GATHER ROUND. GATHER ROUND. WELCOME, GENTLEMEN. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL AND BLESSED DAY FOR AN AUCTION. ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL, GET ON UP THERE. – PUT THAT WHIP DOWN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, THOUGH. – STRAIGHT UP. I DON’T CARE WHAT PLANTATION I END UP ON. I’M STRAIGHT STAGING A REVOLT IN THIS…